Soccer Retreat.... Tyler's queer

Well brother rice tryouts have been going on and we just got back from the retreat. Dan weirdest fucking thing ever... The camp was so weird. We were greeted in the morning by human birds so called and non stop music... I thought we were eating breakfast. We cut 5 people in our room nate marchello Tyler me and pan.... Pan had to sleep on chairs... Fag. Tyler won the douchiest most queer person ever he had so many mood swings and fake slept talked the entire night. Whata dick. Well everyone told us that the seniors were gonna give us some dicks to our faces as a prank. Thank god these doors had locks on them otherwise we would all have become non Covina that weekend. Tyler sucked hunters dick way to hard... His classic handshake with him... " what dude it's our handshake" and Tyler also sleeps with his mouth open so he would have got a dick In the mouth... Queef. Sarkis... Hahahha kids such a queer. But at tryouts today pan and Nate decided to wear the same shirt what queers they looked like the classic simese queers.... Everyone noticed and made fun of them... (no one said. Word but me and Tyler) well its a wrap
Game over

Birthday boy

Ok well it's my birthday it was a pretty good day plenty of birthday wishes... Except for my bestist bud... Fuck you pan. Well I went togillians house and we all had a good time then I went to soccer and that sucks so boring. Well should have a good time at the tigers game tomorow? Hope so. Well I'm listening to big Sean getting some "typical responses" boys... Kill me now. Well peace I'm out
Game over

Pretzel time Bitches

Well today me and pan made a crazy pretzel. Homemade pretzels. We spelled our names out of them. We had to overcome plenty of obstacles in the process of making them. What the fuck is lukewarm... Who da fuck?well it was insane fuck you science. Sorry just had throw that classic fuck you science in there. But well tomorow me and will are eating breakfast together he's comming over at 10 am. Let see if this bad ass plan will work. We were gonna invite pan but in the morning the kid has "grammar camp" yea camp wtf? Kids strange well it is...
Game Over

Who da fuck?

Ok well it's been a rough couple days. Way to much goin on. I'm still injured but going back to rice practices soon. Emerson's gay. Well pan is caught in a let's say "decision" well I say stick with DH for a bit longer then go to CL later. Big Sean is officially amazing. Girl pissin me off just doesn't understand well until next time game over

Colorado

I'm in Colorado right now. My life is doin alright... No one is looking at my blogs still... Dissapointing. They will eventually look and realize how big of a genius I am. I had to do a big hike yesterday... So hard almost died falling off a cliff. Thanks for saving me Paige. Man 5 year olds come in handy every now and then. Back home pan has almost managed to get a hold of delaney not so sure he can actually get it in if ya know what I'm sayin... But best of luck to you pan. Remember the toe is always amongst the smallest elves. Good luck bestist bud. Will almost got it in with sambor it's comming along. We all know he will. And Emerson still seems to have a gf... Wtf? Shit gets crazier and crazier each day! I don't I know how that relationship is still together. But I guess you were on your A game at that graduation... Congrats 👏👏. Ok well that's it for this blog...
Game over?
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Graduation speech

Blog #11

My graduation speech:
Option 1:
Ahemmm... I would like to thank... Ya know what fuck it I'm out of this place!
Option 2:
Ayo we out this bitch, where the party at?

So today was pretty fun we threw a yearbook camera up in the celling... Crazy shit. Coco also wore leggings... Great time. Got in a few smacks. Quality. In fourth hour we found out Marc likes Sophie. Well done Sophie!!! Get it in Marc. We also did the" hair behind the hair trick." Coco was extremely horny when we did it to her. Not gonna lie.

Audrey the pirate

Blog #10

Today we played water ball. And Audrey got knocked the fuck out. Gil threw a water ball right at Audrey's eye And now she looks like a pirate. One eye only...
Sydney now has feelings for Marc... He wants her and she likes him but she's playing hard to get. Also gill pissed her self today. Uncalled for... Strange day.
4-24-12

Nicknames?

4-20-12

Will= willson, willy, stephen, sambor
Ben= Bige, Ben the big word guy, bigster
Cameron= pan, pantree, panny, pancake, doggie, peach, princess peach, dog, panarama, delaney, titus, titus pan
Emerson= Shem, #1, e
Dan= Little Meat
David= ndavidkun suh, D, d stain, d stainer

New year

Blog #4

1-2-11

First blog of the new year! Lions lost to the packers very devastating hopefully dam Brett farce won't come back to the pros. Just on fb when I make a post that says why does everyone have a tumbler instead of a blog... Pokohuntis immediately tld me a tumbler was a blog and made me feel like a complete dumbass. Hate u poko.

Dam Blake keeps beating me in words with friends #veryannoying (notice clever hash tag) just beat Marlee in words with friends she played nipple I played nipples I took the win. Pan changed his profile pic. Lauren comments ur not smiling. Pan immediately destroys her douche comment by a simple response "yes" "ahhhh fuck it" pan great job.

Coco just tld me she hu with a guy in Florida... Way to get grant back sucks that the guy prbly wasn't as hot as grant. Just took a leaping step back coco. good for the young gentleman.
Game over.

Plane back from hawaii

Blog #3
12-30-11

Ok so I'm sitting on the plane and I'm start to question myself. I think what the hell is wrong with the world. We don't blog anymore? I wish I didn't have to beleive that but unfortunately it's true... We don't blog anymore. I'm starting the trendy sensation back up again and no one can stop me unless my pope.

So anyway I'm on the plane driving back from Hawaii. I'm sitting nxt to my"sister" ( I put that in quotes bc I have sensed that she has a penis) and this old lady who keeps tearing ass. It's nasty. Extremely gross. I have tld her that she was "killing me" bc her ass smells so bad.

The Story behind Pan and his Horniness for Dogs:

So one day me pan Emerson and Ben are sitting in my basement. We are all playing FIFA. We all start to tell these "horny" stories that immediately turn us all on. Except for one little boy names PAN. He is sitting in the corner not getting horny at all. One of us says to pan " Dam pan ur over there not getting horny at all.... You must only get horny off of dog porn!!!!!" it was completely true. Now everyone in this country ( including the congress) chant pan likes dogs as he walks by.

Just goofin around

Blog #9

Outside playing basketball by myself on Friday... Listening to some Jason derulo. I guess you can call be cool... #no #big #deal

Not yet

Blogging in front of friends... Not asking what I'm doing... So no they haven't noticed yet...

Still

Still blogging... No one seems to notice tho. Very dissapointing. Someone will eventually notice and find out how cool I am. Bring it on bitches💪.

Finally...
Friends?
What am I thinking....
I dont have friends 😓

YES?

Yes? well anyway falling is the new trendy topic. we have been doing it for a while. very funny. ppl actually beleive it.... (dumbasses) I tried to jump over a trash can today and knocket the top off of it. and landed on my ankle.... it was very impressive (fall of the week) Everyone quickly started screaming and gathered around me to start tebowing. Thanks Guys..... Prank Day 2 anyone?

Game Over Again?