Blog #3
12-30-11
Ok so I'm sitting on the plane and I'm start to question myself. I think what the hell is wrong with the world. We don't blog anymore? I wish I didn't have to beleive that but unfortunately it's true... We don't blog anymore. I'm starting the trendy sensation back up again and no one can stop me unless my pope.
So anyway I'm on the plane driving back from Hawaii. I'm sitting nxt to my"sister" ( I put that in quotes bc I have sensed that she has a penis) and this old lady who keeps tearing ass. It's nasty. Extremely gross. I have tld her that she was "killing me" bc her ass smells so bad.
The Story behind Pan and his Horniness for Dogs:
So one day me pan Emerson and Ben are sitting in my basement. We are all playing FIFA. We all start to tell these "horny" stories that immediately turn us all on. Except for one little boy names PAN. He is sitting in the corner not getting horny at all. One of us says to pan " Dam pan ur over there not getting horny at all.... You must only get horny off of dog porn!!!!!" it was completely true. Now everyone in this country ( including the congress) chant pan likes dogs as he walks by.
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