Soccer Retreat.... Tyler's queer

Well brother rice tryouts have been going on and we just got back from the retreat. Dan weirdest fucking thing ever... The camp was so weird. We were greeted in the morning by human birds so called and non stop music... I thought we were eating breakfast. We cut 5 people in our room nate marchello Tyler me and pan.... Pan had to sleep on chairs... Fag. Tyler won the douchiest most queer person ever he had so many mood swings and fake slept talked the entire night. Whata dick. Well everyone told us that the seniors were gonna give us some dicks to our faces as a prank. Thank god these doors had locks on them otherwise we would all have become non Covina that weekend. Tyler sucked hunters dick way to hard... His classic handshake with him... " what dude it's our handshake" and Tyler also sleeps with his mouth open so he would have got a dick In the mouth... Queef. Sarkis... Hahahha kids such a queer. But at tryouts today pan and Nate decided to wear the same shirt what queers they looked like the classic simese queers.... Everyone noticed and made fun of them... (no one said. Word but me and Tyler) well its a wrap
Game over