Halloween

Hey everyone I just had a great night trick or treating or trick or hoe as Reyn would say. It was a great night! We started off by going to Georges house for a friendly game of backyard football. We stared our journey... we couldn't find Delaney and Madison (sucks for Pan and Will). Ben pulled a pretty douche move by doing the following: Ben says "HAHAH Delaney has a bf pan" "Cameron gets mad punches been and calls him a straight up doucher. Ben says shutup and cameron says sorry I just had a mental breakdown. We later all forgive each other. The first house we go to is abandon and its very scary. Although, we did greet the house by skipping up to it and playing sexy and I know it. We kept on calling for Delaney that night Reyn said " Delaney... Treat" which we all know got Pan horny. We went to a house that had full size candy bars we all said trick or treat but reyn's usuall trick or hoe. WTF?? The lady was a great lady, caucasian, brown hair, with crystal eyes. She gave us some Red Bull and Apple Juice because she didn't have any candy. Complete score. After the house we all feel that our bladders need to take a break. Reyn and Will Take a piss off the edge of a rock as Ben pissed in the road. What a relief, to bad it smelled like dirty ass :(.  Throughout the night Reyn pulled what we like to call "genius double trouble". Go up to the front disguised. Grab the goods. Shuffle to the back. Will says "We've got one more". Reyn comes back not disguised. Classic. We ask some girls if they are Delaney, they arent, but we figure out they go to BH and one goes to Country Day. Olivia, Emma, and Lauren were their names. Olivia starts to fall for Cameron when she says "what do you look like without the afro", he pulls it off and she immediatley gets hard, or so we think she does. She says she got a full ride scholarship for soccer to country day. We knew right away she was perfect for Pan. We get all happy and tell them how perfect they would be for each other. We then, give Olivia the last name of "Big Lids". We started to go trick or hoeing with them. LOL. We start to walk and Emma ditches us becasue we find out she is scared of boys. We all start walking  back for her, and she won't stop so we start singing, "Oh Emma your being  a doucher... please come back, Ohhhh" She then gets even madder and now she won't stop. We leave her and go tepeaing with the girls. Reyn and Will start and just throw the toilet paper every where around the trees. All of a sudden Reyn decides it would be a fun time if he rings the door bell, he does and then everyone runs away from the house. Great Time Fellas. We leave the girls. Some guys try to pick a fight as we are almost home and they follow us all the way down to George's house... oh shit we were scared! We then get home safely, and everyone says good bye. Great Night Fellas. Can't Wait for Next Year! Don't let the unicorns nibble. As Pan would say...
"Pan Out"