Well, what a day!
The day started off with a boaring half day at school. Good thing I didnt have to go through that miserable science class. Well me ben and will and dan walked home to my crib .haha. in the pooring rain. We got soaked but it was a great time. We then finally got home, and played a epic FIFA tournament until cameron and emerson arrived. Before they got to my place me hung out in the quote-on-quote "The Cave" for a bit. Pan and emerson arrrive an hour and a half later, but emerson decides to greet us with a complete douche move, he says the following, "guys i cant really do anything because i have a bruise on my tail bone." We all immediatley get rambunctious and start calling him a fag. Then we all immedialtley decide it was just be a delight if we go and play a nice game of front yard football. The teams were set it was Reyn, Dan, and Will V.S Pan, Ben and Emerson. The game ended 82-82. What a time. Reyn and Will hooked up.... with many amazing touch down passes, great throws Will. Reyn plays Qb for a play and Dan is long and says "I Promise i will catch it" Reyn says ok fine little doucher and he throws it and dan catches it! WOW! great job. We voted Reyn the MVP. Which is me. hehe. We would have never stopped but Dan quit. what a fag and a little doucher. But we later realized that Reyn completely owned Ben and Pan as Reyn would like to say Ben and Pan were his "Bitches" He was very true becasue Reyn owned them.
Later that day....
After football which dan quit (douche) Someone decided it would be just dandy to go streaking with just are underwear on. Ben or Will gave this idea to the group. We all agree. as we are going we run into a school bus with a bunch of toddlers on it, they are scared we can tell. We brought a football so we can enjoy a nice game of catch as we streak. Reyn notices an old lady getting quite horny in a window staring at us. very creepy. We then go home and everyone leaves. Great day boys. I mean it to.
Lastly, reyn finds out we could have been cought and arrested for sexual predators. We realize we are all complete dumbasses.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
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you go order the sushi while I hold down the fort. QUOTE UNQUOTE. Not the first dumb thing ndamukong suh said this weekend...
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